Wonder boys and an Amazing Amma

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In case you were wondering what my alter ego is like, here are a couple of pages from one of the stories my boys and I invented (together) about our super-powered alter egos...

Once upon a time there lived two super brothers; Wonder Nik and his little brother Super Mili. The super brothers had many wonderful powers, but they still enjoyed doing what other little boys and girls did.

One day they were playing in their backyard at home.  Wonder Nik was freezing the dogs with his ice-breath while Super Mili thawed them out with his heat vision.  Finally, when the dogs began to yelp because they’d really had enough of being frozen then thawed out so many times in one day, Amazing Amma (Wonder Nik and Super Mili’s mum) came out and told them to find something else to do.

“But there is nothing else, Amazing Amma!  We’ve played with all our toys, we’ve painted the cubby house, we’ve thrown weeds to the chickens and we’ve even played Battleship and Uno said Wonder Nik.

“Yeah,” said Super Mili.

“Well, what is it you’d like to do?  Because you certainly can’t go on tormenting the dogs,” said Amazing Amma sternly.

“Well...,” said Wonder Nik, leading up to something he wasn’t sure they’d be allowed to do.

“Yes?” asked Amazing Amma very patiently because she was an amazingly patient type of mother.

“Well...,” said Wonder Nik yet again, hesitating nervously.

“Yes Wonder Nik?  Just say it and we’ll see if it’s possible,” said Amazing Amma still being amazingly patient.

“We’d really like to go to the zoo,” replied Wonder Nik nervously.

“Yeah,” chimed in Super Mili.

“Oh that sounds like a great idea,” exclaimed Amazing Amma enthusiastically, “but I’m afraid I won’t be able to come with you.  You two will have to go on your own.  I have great faith in you being responsible, and you have your super powers to help you out if you get into any bother.  Would you like to go?”

“Oh yes please!” shouted Wonder Nik.

“Yeah!” enthused Super Mili excitedly.

“But how will we get there?” asked Wonder Nik practically; he was a very practical super-boy and liked to know the details like how they were to go somewhere or how long it would take to get there.

“Well,” said Amazing Amma, “you could take the train, bus and ferry, or since you do have super powers, you could just fly there.  All you need to do is think about where you’d like to go and your super-flying-power will get you there.”

So Wonder Nik and Super Mili set off for a day of fun at the zoo.  Within a few seconds of closing their eyes and thinking hard of the zoo, they were soaring through the air.  Super Mili opened his eyes, smiled a broad smile and said,

“Yeah!”.

Pretty soon, they could see the zoo up ahead.  They started to think about landing and before they knew it, they were getting lower and lower, and closer and closer to the ground.  Amazing Amma was right, they thought, this flying business is not so hard.  She was often right, but the super brothers still couldn’t help questioning what she said.

Now that they were at the zoo, they had to decide which animals they would visit first.

“Let’s go see the tigers,” said Wonder Nik eagerly.

“No,” said Super Mili.

“Let’s go see the rhinoceros,” said Wonder Nik still eagerly.

“No,” said Super Mili who didn’t really talk a lot.

“Ok... let’s go see the monkeys then,” said Wonder Nik slightly less eagerly as he was starting to get just a little annoyed with Super Mili continually saying no.

“No,” said Super Mili.

“Well what do you want to see at the zoo?” asked Wonder Nik, getting quite exasperated now.

“Crocodiles,” said Super Mili calmly.

“Oh!” said Wonder Nik.  He didn’t like to admit it to his super little brother, but he did want to go and see the crocodiles and he did think that was a good place to start their adventures at the zoo.

“Oh, ok then, we’ll go see the crocodiles,” said Wonder Nik, trying to sound like he was only doing Super Mili a favour and didn’t really want to see the crocodiles himself.

“Yeah,” said Super Mili confidently.  He wasn’t fooled by his wonderful big brother.  He knew Wonder Nik loved the crocodiles, that’s why he suggested starting there.  He loved his big brother very much and loved to do special things that made him happy.

Suddenly, they heard screaming coming from their right.  They knew the lions’ cage was that way, and the screams told them that something was definitely wrong.  Wonder Nik looked at Super Mili and they both knew at once that they had to go and help immediately.  They ran as quickly as they could, and that was pretty fast because they did have super powers after all.  When they got near the lions’ cages, they came to a screeching halt.  Someone had let the lions out!  There were lions roaring and people screaming and running in every direction.

Wonder Nik and Super Mili knew they had to act fast.  Wonder Nik flew straight up in the air while Super Mili ran into the lions’ cage.  Wonder Nik used his incredible-electricity-gaze to shoot electricity bolts into an enormous fence around the lions.  Meanwhile, Super Mili used his magnificent-meat-fart-power to make the lions’ cage smell so enticing to the lions that they would want to come running back.

Sniff, sniff.  The lions could smell the scrumptious meaty smell coming from their cage.  Peeeuw!  So could all the people who had been running away.  The smell was so strong that the people all fainted, which was quite handy really because it meant that Wonder Nik could round up the lions and herd them back into their cage without having to worry about what the people were doing.

Once all the lions were in, Super Mili shut the cage and used his super-hot-snot-power to seal the cage door shut, just as all the people started to recover and cheer.

“Great job!” exclaimed Wonder Nik.

“Yeah!” agreed Super Mili.

Amazing name change

At the end of last year, we had occasion in our house to change our ISP. With the resulting change, I had to think about what I wanted my new email address to be. I had used various permutations and combinations of our collective initials over the years, but this time, I wanted it to be more personal. Finally, I lit upon using Amazing Amma.

Amma means mother in Malayalam (my mother tongue) and in other Indian languages and I thought that most clearly reflected where I was at at this stage in my life. It's the role that most clearly defines me and about which I am most passionate. It's the role that fulfils me, stimulates me, engages me, frustrates me, poses the most challenges for me and satisfies me the most. You'd think the "amazing" is self-explanatory...and in fact, many of my friends and contacts did. But things are not always what they seem, and they are rarely straightforward in my world. I decided on Amazing Amma as a epithet because a few years ago, in an attempt to engage B1 and B2 in story telling and story writing, I had created a series of adventures featuring them as super heroes. They fought crime, evil and general naughtiness aided by their super powers (repulsive ones, of course) and their super best buddies. Every now and then though, the super boys would be overcome or undecided about what to do next, at which point, they would consult with their super mother.... Amazing Amma.

Amazing Amma always seemed to know what to do, where to go and how to approach a problem with calm, logical, practical thinking. That's the nice thing about fictional characters, they always know how to fix a problem and they never get angry or upset or lose sleep over stupid things they've said or done! I liked Amazing Amma. I think she's the Amma I aspire to be in many ways (except she doesn't have quite as much fun with her kids as I do with mine). I particularly like her calm self-assuredness. She always seems to have the right answers. I'm fairly certain that's why I used her as my email address... but, like I said before, nothing's ever straightforward in my world, so who knows?!